This is HALLOWEEN! MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN!

...and you know what that means! KINDLE EBOOK SALE! Wait, you were expecting me to talk about Fall, leaves, comfy flannels, fluffy hats, hot pumpkin spice lattes, jack O' lanterns, bobbing for apples, maybe? Hahahahahahah! No! I mean, yes, those things are awesome and part of Halloween. But for the sake of I have limited fucking time right now, I'll have to discuss those at more length another time. Alas, no, today I come to you to talk of sales and schedules and pretty bookly things.

I have free stories and 99 cent deals this month:

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY FREE SHORT STORIES, NO STRINGS ATTACHED:

• THE NORTHERN CONTINENT: Today (10-20-17 although actually it started yesterday but I suck at keeping up with things!) through 10-23-17
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• A LIGHT THAT COULD ONLY SHINE ON THE DEAD: 10-21 through 10-25
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• WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS: AN EMPIRE OF BLOOD SHORT STORY: 10-21 through 10-25
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• FORCIPULES: 10-21 through 10-25

YOU'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE PENNIES YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH TO BUY THE FOLLOWING BOOKS FOR THE FOLLOWING LIMITED TIME:

• MINDLINK: A LIFELINE BINARY (collection/mosaic novel): Today (10-20-17) through 10-26-17
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• WHERE ALL LIGHT IS LEFT TO DIE (collection): Today (10-20-17) through 10-26-17
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• LONG SHADOWS VOLUME 1 (long fiction boxset): 10-27-17 through 11-1-17
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• EMPIRE OF BLOOD (novel trilogy plus two bonus short stories): 10-26-17 through 11-2-17

So, yeah, there you go. If you like cheap/free books, feast ye hungry bibliophile. Now back to apple bobbing and what not!