Friday, October 20, 2017

This is HALLOWEEN! MOTHERFUCKING HALLOWEEN!

...and you know what that means! KINDLE EBOOK SALE! Wait, you were expecting me to talk about Fall, leaves, comfy flannels, fluffy hats, hot pumpkin spice lattes, jack O' lanterns, bobbing for apples, maybe? Hahahahahahah! No! I mean, yes, those things are awesome and part of Halloween. But for the sake of I have limited fucking time right now, I'll have to discuss those at more length another time. Alas, no, today I come to you to talk of sales and schedules and pretty bookly things.

I have free stories and 99 cent deals this month:

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY FREE SHORT STORIES, NO STRINGS ATTACHED:




YOU'VE GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND ALL OF THEM ARE PENNIES YOU NEED TO COME UP WITH TO BUY THE FOLLOWING BOOKS FOR THE FOLLOWING LIMITED TIME:




So, yeah, there you go. If you like cheap/free books, feast ye hungry bibliophile. Now back to apple bobbing and what not!